Midwest weather sucks

I'm just gonna say it....I HATE cold weather. I don't hate much. I'm not really that hard to please. But I can't stand it when it's 80 degrees one day then 40 the next. It's just not right nor humane to do that to people. This is what I hate about the midwest, and why I have made it my lifes ambition to move to San Diego. In San Diego, it is 78 all year long...no kidding. Sound like paradise? It is. Move there now. Not to warm, not to cold...you got good music, the ocean, the sun, Sea World....what more can you ask for?? Oh yeah....you may need to be a millionaire unless you are accustomed to living in squalor....
It's so annoying to buy clothes when the seasons change too. Everything that is on sale right now is summer attire. I don't need summer attire....it is 40 degrees out. I need a sweater. But in order to buy a sweater when you need one you must pay $40 more than what you should or could pay if you wait for a sale. BUT...if you wait for said sale, It will no longer be 40 degrees out. It will be 80 and you will need a tank top. But then the tank top will be $40. This is just a cruel cycle!! Why do stores do this to us. Of course, the logical thing to do would be to buy the tank top on sale now, and save it for next summer. NO. Next summer that tank top will be soooo last year. What the hell? I can't win here. I guess you just have to be a millionaire to look cute at the appropriate time.
I really can't believe it's October already. It seems like I was just outside tanning in the sun and watching my orchid bloom, and now I am thinking about what to be for Halloween. Trippy. Time flies when it's getting colder. I want to be something really extravagant and crazy for Halloween. I need some ideas. I am trying to convince the gang at work that we should all get together and be something as a group, like The Wizard of Oz or the Beatles or something. I am a dork like that. I came up with this idea....I could dress up as Dorothy and get a wagon to decorate like a wicker basket....then we put dog ears on Katie and I can drag her around in the wagon. I don't think she liked the idea.
I'm off to put on another layer of clothing...maybe I'll wear my $60 Sweater....geeesh!